The weather was threatening when I set out on my run a couple of hours ago. I decided to take a chance by leaving my clothes on the line. With half a mile to go in my 3.1-mile run, it started sprinkling. I believe I set the world record for 800 meters. Luckily, I got the clothes in (damp though they still were) before it rained. By the way, how many of you remember the 440-yard and 880-yard dashes? I hate the metric system. It’s unAmerican.