“Why are you stealing food?
“I was just, uh, noticing that you’re out of salami. I think you oughtta have somebody go over to the delicatessen, you know, bring some more back.
“Gee, well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it.
“Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’.”
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