Keith Burgess-Jackson

He’s not a talker
But he hates the right people
George W. Bush

It won’t be long now
Before the messiah comes
Barack Obama

McCain Obama
The first is unprincipled
The second unfit

In just a few days
I can resume my taunting
Of Yankee lovers

The three best features
Of being a professor:
June, July, August

I stupidly vowed
Not to torment Yankee fans
While the Tigers suck

I have only one
But she is the very best
Happy mother’s day!

Of baseball he said:
“It’s designed to break your heart”
Giamatti was right

Perhaps the Rangers
Will win a frickin’ ballgame
If I am present

Addendum: My beloved Detroit Tigers kick Yankee ass this evening. And tomorrow. And Thursday.

As much as they spend
On pampered, high-priced athletes
The Tigers still suck

The Detroit Tigers
Are winless after six games
They will kick ass soon

Addendum: I hope.

Which MLB team
Is a disgrace to the game?
The New York Yankees

Mark Spahn sent a link
To this incredible site;
For which I say, “Thanks!”

Addendum: Here is my favorite.

It won’t be long now
Before baseball commences
And Yankees implode

The nomination
Was hers, until Messiah
Descended to Earth