Haiku
He’s not a talker
But he hates the right people
George W. Bush
He’s not a talker
But he hates the right people
George W. Bush
It won’t be long now
Before the messiah comes
Barack Obama
McCain Obama
The first is unprincipled
The second unfit
In just a few days
I can resume my taunting
Of Yankee lovers
The three best features
Of being a professor:
June, July, August
I have only one
But she is the very best
Happy mother’s day!
Of baseball he said:
“It’s designed to break your heart”
Giamatti was right
The Detroit Tigers
Are winless after six games
They will kick ass soon
Addendum: I hope.
Which MLB team
Is a disgrace to the game?
The New York Yankees
It won’t be long now
Before baseball commences
And Yankees implode
The nomination
Was hers, until Messiah
Descended to Earth