Did I hear correctly—that Miley Cyrus is a billionaire? That’s a thousand million dollars. Most people will never earn a million dollars over the course of a lifetime, and here is a 15-year-old girl who has already earned a thousand times that. I wonder how much her father (Billy Ray) earned during his days as a singer. Do you suppose she makes the decisions in the household?

Addendum: Maybe she’s not a billionaire yet, but she’s on her way.