Ken Griffey has been traded to the Chicago White Sox. Manny Ramirez has been traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Choke-Rod has been traded to the Washington Nationals. Okay, I made that last one up. I’m delighted with the Ramirez trade. Follow my reasoning. The Dodgers appear on national television far less often than the Boston Red Sox. This means I’ll have to look at Ramirez far less often. How bad do you suppose his hair stinks?