See here. (Thanks to Lara and Claire at TrippingOnWords for the link.)

Addendum: I should probably say, for those who don’t know, that I live in Fort Worth, Texas. Maybe I should have stayed in Detroit, where I attended law school, or Tucson, where I attended graduate school.

Addendum 2: The Beach Boys song “California Girls” (audaciously covered by David Lee Roth) takes on new meaning after looking at the map. It doesn’t mean, “There are girls everywhere!” It means, “Where are the girls?”