A moron and another guy are watching a Gene Autry movie. The other guy says, “I’ll bet you ten dollars that when Autry gets on his horse, he hits a branch and falls off.” The moron takes the bet. Sure enough, Autry hits the branch and falls off. The moron reaches for his wallet, at which point the other guy says, “Aw, I can’t take your money; I’ve seen that movie.” The moron replies, “So have I, but I didn’t think Autry would be dumb enough to hit the branch twice.”