It is only a matter of time before governors are mandated on our air conditioners and furnaces by environmentalists gone batty. No one deserves to cool below 78 degrees in the summer or heat above 68 degrees in the winter. Our carbon footprints are just too big for the U.N. types. It is rich America against the world with global redistribution of wealth in the offing. “For every excess degree of cooling or heating thousands starve or are forced to live in poverty.” The linchpin? Guilt. You wait.

Note from KBJ: I’d be in trouble. Although I keep my thermostat at 60º in the winter, I keep it at 76º in the summer.