We’re a little more than a year away from the 2008 presidential election. Some of you may recall that I predicted, months before the 2004 election, that Andrew Sullivan (who is first and foremost a homosexual) would desert President Bush and join the John Kerry camp. I hereby predict—listen up—that Will Nehs, our dog-loving, insurance-buying, language-abusing, Ayn Rand-worshipping, onion-seeking, cigar-smoking curmudgeon from rural Wisconsin, will succumb to Hillary Clinton’s feminine blandishments.

Addendum: Here is Hillary’s comment on yesterday’s debate. Read between the lines. She’s telling Barack Obama bin Laden and Pretty Boy Edwards to ease up if they want to be her running mate.

Addendum 2: Steve Burri has some gratuitous advice for Hillary. Then again, maybe she paid him for it. (Note to Steve: The Blogger bar obscures your blog’s title. Here’s how to fix it. Go into your blog template. In about the third line from the top, you’ll see “<head>.” Immediately after it, type “<br>.” Save the template and take a look. If there’s still not enough space, add two “<br>”s.)