One of my students explained the difference between dogs and cats. Dogs reason as follows: He feeds me, waters me, gives me treats, provides shelter, takes me to the vet when I’m sick, and in general caters to my every need; he must be God! Cats reason as follows: She feeds me, waters me, gives me treats, provides shelter, takes me to the vet when I’m sick, and in general caters to my every need; I must be God!