Philosophy professor Stephen Parise coined a term: “Keithism.” I like it.

Addendum: With all due respect, Stephen, your songs are awful. I cannot let them remain unchallenged. Here is a song that makes yours sound like noise. Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith have unbelievable voices. If that doesn’t persuade you, this will. Or this. Or this. Or this.

Addendum 2: Would it destroy my credibility as a headbanger if I said that I like this song? The guitar is quite good, and you have to admit, the band members are easy on the eyes.