Crazy Ernie
Dr Ernest Partridge, who used to teach philosophy but may no longer be competent to do so, now believes that it would be right to impeach President Bush. Be forewarned: Reading his “case” for impeachment will require that you enter progressive cloud cuckoo fantasy land. In this looking-glass world, progressives compete not just to see who can call President Bush “incompetent” most often, but who can put the best emphasis on the word:
“He’s inCOMPetent,” says A.
“No, he’s INcompetent,” replies B.
“InCOMPetent,” says A.
“INcompetent,” replies B.
“You’re both wrong,” says C. “He’s incompeTENT.”
This passes for humor in progressive circles. They crack each other up.