Racism
I leave you this fine evening with a New York Times story about racist officiating in the National Basketball Association. The obvious solution, since both white and black officials are biased, is to hire only Asian referees. (I am billing the NBA for this advice, unsolicited though it is.) Can you think of other solutions? How about a quota system? Each team must have one white player and four black players on the court at all times. That way, any bias is equalized. Perhaps only mixed-blood referees (people like Tiger Woods or Barack Obama) should be hired. Come to think of it, how is racism even possible, when, according to enlightened progressive thought, there are no races?